2012-10-28

What people don't know about @BillMaher is that he was a terrible student and not considered smart in his early (cont) http://tl.gd/jqbf6q

.@BillMaher, who got thrown off ABC for being stupid, is always so nice to me to my face and constantly asking (cont) http://tl.gd/jqbej8

I guess @BillMaher saw my ratings on the @Late_Show the other night where Letterman beat Leno. Bill, you are no Letterman.

While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.

.@BetteMidler talks about my hair but I'm not allowed to talk about her ugly face or body --- so I won't. Is this a double standard?

But whenever she sees me, she kisses my ass. She's disgusting. @BetteMidler

I never liked @BetteMidler's persona or singing and haven't heard her name in years.

Now grotesque @BetteMidler is into the Trump act --- trying to become relevant again.

Many people are saying that my challenge to Obama is having a huge negative effect on his poll numbers --- I agree.

A lot changed when David Letterman said " he was probably born in this country"--- the word probably is a total disaster for Obama.

I defended @StarJonesEsq against @NeNeLeakes on The Apprentice when @NeNeLeakes was making a fool out of her --- (cont) http://tl.gd/jq96t0

I defended @StarJonesEsq when she lied about her stomach operation to lose weight --- only to get blindsided by her on the @todayshow.

Before @StarJonesEsq begged me to put her on The Apprentice she was “professionally dead.” I saved her tiny (cont) http://tl.gd/jq93gj

I am going to the @nyjets game with @woodyjohnson4, the owner of the team, a great guy.