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Falcon Heavy in foreground on Launch Complex 39A and Falcon 9 in background on 40 https://t.co/GiZL3SSE4A
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15k
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@SunDogz ~3k
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@TheOnion So hard to keep future product releases secret
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10k
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@HarisCelic For sure, and it keeps you warm at the same time
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@JosephHuberman @Tesla Coming soon
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@DuvalMagic Sure
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@JeremyHeitman Sentience is overrated
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But wait, there’s more: the flamethrower is sentient, its safe word is “cryptocurrency” and it comes with a free blockchain
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@jlgolson Ok
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@andressa_ojeda @franke @boringcompany Hmm ... portal gun. Now that would be interesting.
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You’d need millions of zombies for a so-called “apocalypse” anyway. Where would I even get a factory big enough to make so many!?
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The rumor that I’m secretly creating a zombie apocalypse to generate demand for flamethrowers is completely false
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@franke @boringcompany Good thing you didn’t ask about the Freezegun ...
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@franke @boringcompany Hmmm
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Unless you like fun
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Obviously, a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one.
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1,000 ordered already, only 19,000 left!
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When the zombie apocalypse happens, you’ll be glad you bought a flamethrower. Works against hordes of the undead or your money back!
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