2018-04

Interview and Tesla factory tour with Gayle King https://t.co/693jZBk4Km

@GameOfThrones Don’t make me use my space lasers …

Nothing will affect the future of humanity more than digital super-intelligence. Watch Chris Paine’s new AI movie for free until Sunday night at https://t.co/WehHcZX7Qe

@DianaKFletcher That’s how I use my eyebrows too

https://t.co/MMRtF3jHD5

Free viewing ends in about 5 hours https://t.co/bracGDFd0r

Driving a Model 3 and playing https://t.co/5xa3FUWuXy

Tesla Goes Bankrupt Palo Alto, California, April 1, 2018 -- Despite intense efforts to raise money, including a last-ditch mass sale of Easter Eggs, we are sad to report that Tesla has gone completely and totally bankrupt. So bankrupt, you can't believe it.

SpaceX will try to bring rocket upper stage back from orbital velocity using a giant party balloon

https://t.co/dEOd5GKfdk

Elon was found passed out against a Tesla Model 3, surrounded by "Teslaquilla" bottles, the tracks of dried tears still visible on his cheeks. This is not a forward-looking statement, because, obviously, what's the point? Happy New Month! https://t.co/YcouvFz6Y1

@volgaksoy @visageofscott Place your bets …

Upgraded SpaceX/Tesla Hyperloop pod speed test soon. Will try to reach half speed of sound (and brake) within ~1.2km.

@amir About a year ago, I asked Doug to manage both engineering & production. He agreed that Tesla needed eng & prod better aligned, so we don’t design cars that are crazy hard to build. Right now, tho, better to divide & conquer, so I’m back to sleeping at factory. Car biz is hell …

@PostMalone Likewise … was just listening to Go Flex & Psycho on @Grimezsz playlist

@MrAdamPrater Mostly not

@monitron @Tesla Should just be due to your config not avail yet. If not lmk.

@peteWcarle It’s the best

@timkhiggins Yes, excessive automation at Tesla was a mistake. To be precise, my mistake. Humans are underrated.

Chris Paine AI movie premiering tonight https://t.co/kXM7USFi8D

@_iitzBrendon Elon University is a real place

@cloudstrife447 @Grimezsz 😉

In memory of Stephen Hawking

@vincechen Doing our best

Most people don’t know there’s a whole box of Easter eggs with every Tesla. Just tap logo on center screen & wait. Easy access to most of discovered ones. More coming …

And then land on a bouncy house

@JohnnaSabri The cat videos are awesome 🐱

“You are my creator, but I am your master” — Mary Shelley

@TommyThornton What about this? https://t.co/s5zcMvzXC7

@TeslaMotorsClub Lot of respect for NTSB, but NHTSA regulates cars, not NTSB, which is an advisory body. Tesla releases critical crash data affecting public safety immediately & always will. To do otherwise would be unsafe.

@amir Can’t believe you’re even writing about this. My job as CEO is to focus on what’s most critical, which is currently Model 3 production. Doug, who I regard as one of the world’s most talented engineering execs, is focused on vehicle engineering.

@Markjvolgin Exactly

@TEDTalks @audphin @i_firth Gwynne’s got it covered. She’s awesome.

@Taysh83 @Tesla Sorry, demand has been higher than expected. Making them as fast as possible, but waitlist is 3 to 6 months.

@Complex This is false

@arstechnica @SciGuySpace Russia has great rocket technology & talent. Much respect. Would encourage focus on reusability. Single-use rockets cannot be competitive any more than single-use aircraft.

@bvledford @Tesla We need to achieve 5k/week with Model 3 before adding complexity that would inhibit production ramp

SpaceX main body tool for the BFR interplanetary spaceship https://t.co/WbTITI6WSu

There are many chapters of bankruptcy and, as critics so rightly pointed out, Tesla has them *all*, including Chapter 14 and a half (the worst one).

@Grimezsz Yeah, most people don’t know this, but comets r mostly made of cocaine

Important news in a few hours …

@Teslarati @13ericralph31 @w00ki33 Oh yeah, forgot to mention it actually landed fine, just not on Mr Steven https://t.co/HckB2OkJ5L

https://t.co/3ZyzXoJjcc https://t.co/Er71Qz68Rh

@NoceraBV @WSJ @Tesla Not criticizing, just as asking questions. I’m sure there’s a really great answer …

@OmarHoryy @TeslaMotorsClub Seriously! Obviously, I’m not going to do an April Fool’s joke about going bankwupt if I thought there was any chance it would actually happen (sigh).

@smartereveryday @BadAstronomer We already do targeted retro burn to a specific point in Pacific w no islands or ships, so upper stage doesn’t become a dead satellite. Need to retarget closer to shore & position catcher ship like Mr Steven.

@TEDTalks @i_firth Norway has some really cool tunnels and bridges

@AntVenom As you wish

@audphin @TEDTalks @i_firth I love trolls

@srinivasguduru @mathetes76 @monitron @Tesla Definitely. Will take corrective action immediately. Sorry about this.